It’s True

It’s true. I ‘ve occasionally bought and worn clothes from Urban Outfitters. Whatever karmic punishment awaits me for such a crime, I do not know, but I hope my sentence is lightened by these humble acts of penance:

cover-fart

screw-head

snot-putty

medusa

beard-tits

nose-pick

mammy

shit-pile-squirt

Don’t worry–there’s more. I will post the rest very soon. You think I’ll get bumped up to the VIP section of fashion hell for this?

June 24, 2009 | Catalog Jams

Comments on "It’s True"

1. BALD EAGLES&hellip  |  December 17, 2009 at 5:22 am

your obsession with drawing poop and dicks is so baffling.

You should make a small book of your best poop and dong art, with a preface biograhy detailing your extensive work in microbiology, years of fine schooling, your multi-languaism, and of course some glamour shots with you all foxed out arms- around Hubba Hubba Loagz on the set of the latest Charlie’s angel’s flick, then immediately drop off into PeePee Mcdungville Debasement camp.

Can I trade you something for the “mammy” piece?

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